YOU SAID:
SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush). "Allstar" by Smash Mouth begins to play. Shrek exits an outhouse and goes about his day in the swamp. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night, the villagers head into the swamp and wait outside Shrek's home. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME Villager 1: Think it's in there? Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!
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シュレック:(童話を読んで)昔々、素敵なお姫様がいました。しかし、彼女は愛の最初のキスによってのみ壊されることができる恐ろしい種類の彼女に魅了されました。彼女はひどい火を吐くドラゴンに守られた城に閉じ込められました。多くの勇敢な騎士が彼女をこの恐ろしい刑務所から解放しようとしましたが、勝ちませんでした。彼女
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Shrek: (Reading a fairy tale) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she was fascinated by the horrifying kind of girlfriend that can only be destroyed by the first kiss of love. She was trapped in a castle protected by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights he
INTO JAPANESE
シュレック:(おとぎ話を読んで)昔々、素敵なお姫様がいました。しかし、彼女は愛の最初のキスによってのみ破壊されることができる恐ろしい種類のガールフレンドに魅了されました。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンによって保護された城に閉じ込められました。多くの勇敢な騎士彼
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek: (Reading the fairy tale) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she was fascinated by the horrifying kind of girlfriend that can only be destroyed by the first kiss of love. She is trapped in a castle protected by a terrifying fire-breathing dragon
INTO JAPANESE
シュレック:(おとぎ話を読んで)昔々、素敵なお姫様がいました。しかし、彼女は愛の最初のキスによってのみ破壊されることができる恐ろしい種類のガールフレンドに魅了されました。彼女は恐ろしい火を吐くドラゴンによって保護された城に閉じ込められています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shrek: (Reading the fairy tale) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she was fascinated by the horrifying kind of girlfriend that can only be destroyed by the first kiss of love. She is trapped in a castle protected by a terrifying fire-breathing dragon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.