YOU SAID:
Shredded mest ate me so i ate mest shredded
INTO JAPANESE
細切りのメストが私を食べたので、私は細切りのメストを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate shredded mesto because shredded mesto ate me
INTO JAPANESE
細切りメストが私を食べたので、私は細切りメストを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate shredded mesto because shredded mesto ate me
You should move to Japan!