YOU SAID:
Shoot! I spilled tomato sauce on my mother's thirty-four year old phone!
INTO JAPANESE
シュート!私は母の34歳の電話にトマトソースをこぼした!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
shoot! I spilled tomato sauce on my mother's 34-year-old phone!
INTO JAPANESE
シュート!私は母の34歳の電話でトマトソースをこぼしました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
shoot! I spilled tomato sauce on my mother's 34-year-old phone!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.