YOU SAID:
shirts steal sour slapping sleds
INTO JAPANESE
シャツは酸っぱい平手打ちそりを盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirt steals sour slap sled
INTO JAPANESE
シャツはサワースラップそりを盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shirt steals sour slap sled
That didn't even make that much sense in English.