YOU SAID:

Shepherds, regardless of the air table, are chairs that may or may not be smart, and Mars isn't a purple stone because my Sensei is an alien.

INTO JAPANESE

空気テーブルに関係なくの羊飼いはスマート、できない場合がありますまたは椅子と火星先生が外国人には紫の石ではないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Air table regardless of shepherds are smart, or Chair may not be and is not Mars teacher purple stones on foreigners.