YOU SAID:
Sheldon, I’d kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
INTO JAPANESE
シェルドン、私はあなたの妹と一緒になるために豚のチョップで私のラビを殺すだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sheldon, I will kill my rabbis with a pig's chop to be with your sister.
INTO JAPANESE
シェルドン、私はあなたの妹と一緒になるために豚のチョップで私のラビを殺すでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sheldon, I will kill my rabbis with a pig's chop to be with your sister.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.