YOU SAID:
she's wetter than the ocean floor
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は海の底よりも湿潤
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She was wetter than the bottom of the sea
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は海底よりも湿っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She was more damp than the ocean floor
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は海底よりも湿っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She was more damp than the ocean floor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.