YOU SAID:
she went and popped a squat right near my pantleg
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は行って、私のパンツレッグのすぐ近くでしゃがんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She went and squatted right next to my pant leg
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は行って、私のパンツの脚のすぐ隣にしゃがみました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She went and crouched right next to my pant leg
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は行って、私のパンツの脚のすぐ隣にしゃがみました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She went and crouched right next to my pant leg
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
