YOU SAID:
She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and...????????... --tea kettle! And then, and then-- SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は弁護士で、後にトラックの警官になり...?????????... --ティーケトル!それから、それから--彼女はカメにウンチをしたのです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She was a lawyer and later a truck cop...?????????... --tea kettle! And then, and then--she pooped on the turtle!
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は弁護士で、後にトラック警官になった...?????????... --ティーケトル!それから、そして、そして--彼女はカメにうんちをしたのです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She was a lawyer and later a truck cop...?????????... --tea kettle! And then, and then--she pooped on the turtle!
That's deep, man.