YOU SAID:
she waltzed over and popped a squat right near my pant leg, i fell for her
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足のすぐそばにしゃがんでスクワットをはじきました
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She crouched down squat right behind my pants' feet
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足のすぐ後ろでしゃがんだしゃがんだ
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She crouched down just behind the feet of my pants and crouch down
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足のすぐ後ろでしゃがみ、しゃがみました
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She crouched down, squatting just behind the feet of my pants
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足の後ろにしゃがんでしゃがんだ
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She crouched down at the back of my pants' legs.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足の後ろでしゃがんだ。
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She crouched behind the feet of my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私のズボンの足の後ろにしゃがんだ。
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She crouched behind the feet of my pants.
You've done this before, haven't you.