YOU SAID:
She’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はオートミールのボウルよりも厚いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はオートミールのボウルよりも厚いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.