YOU SAID:
She said, "Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee?"
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は言った、「蜂蜜、私のコーヒーで軍隊の人は何をされているか?」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you mean, she? There's nobody there.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は言った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you mean, she? There's nobody there.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.