YOU SAID:
She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は夜中に彼女の潅水をリッピング。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She ripped her watering in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は夜中に彼女の散水をリッピング。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She ripped her watering in the middle of the night.
You should move to Japan!