YOU SAID:
she man on my hand til i carhook doorhand
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の手の上に男を乗せる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
she puts a man on my hand
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の手に男を置く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
she put a man in my hand
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の手に男を置いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
she put a man in my hand
That didn't even make that much sense in English.