YOU SAID:
Shave and a haircut two bits
INTO JAPANESE
髭剃りとヘアカット 2 ビット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shaving and haircut 2 bits
INTO JAPANESE
シェービングとヘアカット 2 ビット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shaving and haircut 2 bits
That didn't even make that much sense in English.