YOU SAID:
Shalom Jackie, have you got crumble?
INTO JAPANESE
シャルムジャッキー、あなたは崩れてしまった?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sharm Jackie, have you crumbled?
INTO JAPANESE
シャルムジャッキー、あなたは崩れてしまった?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sharm Jackie, have you crumbled?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.