YOU SAID:
Shaggy, why is there a flashlight in your pants??
INTO JAPANESE
シャギー、なぜあなたのズボンに懐中電灯があるのですか??
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shaggy, why do you have a flashlight in your pants??
INTO JAPANESE
シャギー、なぜあなたはズボンに懐中電灯を持っているのですか??
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shaggy, why do you have a flashlight in your pants??
That didn't even make that much sense in English.