YOU SAID:
Shadows are my friends but I'm about to cook them.
INTO JAPANESE
影は私の友人ですが、私はそれらを調理しようとしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shadows are my friends, but I'm trying to cook them.
INTO JAPANESE
影は私の友人ですが、私はそれらを調理しようとしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The shadows are my friends, but I'm trying to cook them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.