YOU SAID:
Seven minutes is all the time I have to play with you.
INTO JAPANESE
7 分は私をプレイしているすべての時間です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is 7 minutes played me all the time.
INTO JAPANESE
それは 7 分は私にすべての時間を果たした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is 7 minutes played me all the time.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.