YOU SAID:
Seven bottles of booze on my desk, seven bottles of booze...
INTO JAPANESE
私の机の上に酒の 7 ボトル、酒の 7 つのボトル.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the desk of my 7 bottles of liquor, drinking seven bottles.
INTO JAPANESE
酒の私の 7 本の机の上 7 つのボトルを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the desk I drink 7 book seven bottles of drink.
INTO JAPANESE
机の上、私はドリンクの 7 本の 7 つのボトルを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the desk, I drink 7 book seven bottles of drink.
INTO JAPANESE
机の上 7 本 7 本ドリンクを飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Desk top 7 7 drink this drink.
INTO JAPANESE
7 7 の机の上は、この飲み物を飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
7 on 7 desk drink this drink.
INTO JAPANESE
7 7 の机の上は、この飲み物を飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
7 on 7 desk drink this drink.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.