YOU SAID:

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date, Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Pull your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefridgarated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake a a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue “I wonder what’s this red button do?” Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの髪に火をつけるグリズリークマに棒を突き、古くなっている薬を食べなさい、ピラニアの餌としてあなたの私的な部分を使うフォークであなた自身の電気工事をしなさい飛行する方法を自分で教えなさい2週齢の未漂白パイを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick a stick to grizzly bear to light your hair and eat the old medicine, do your own electrical work with a fork that uses your private piece as piranha bait How to fly yourself Please teach at 2 weeks old eat unbleached pie

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアにスティックを貼り、髪を明るくし、古い薬を食べ、あなたのプライベートピースをピラニアの餌として使うフォークで自分の電気仕事をしなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick a stick to a grizzly bear, lighten your hair, eat old pills, and do your electric work with a fork that uses your private piece as a piranha bait.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアにスティックを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、そしてピラニアベイトとしてあなたの私的な部分を使用するフォークであなたの電気工事をしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick your stick on a grizzly bear, lighten your hair, eat old pills, and do your electrical work with a fork to use your private part as a piranha bait.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアにスティックを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をして、プライベート部分をピラニアベイトとして使用します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick a stick on a grizzly bear, lighten your hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with a fork, and use the private part as piranha bait.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアにスティックを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、プライベート部分をピラニアの餌にします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick a stick to a grizzly bear, lighten your hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with a fork, and feed the private part to piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアにスティックを貼り、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、そして個人的な部分をピラニアに与えなさい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick a grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electric work with a fork, and give piranha a personal piece.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、ピラニアに個人的な作品を渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bears, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with a fork, pass personal work to piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリークマを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electric work with fork, pass personal work to piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bears, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with a fork, pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリークマを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with fork, pass personal work to piranha

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い丸薬を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人作業をピラニアに渡す。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old pills, do electrical work with fork, pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古い錠剤を食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stick grizzly bears, lighten hair, eat old tablets, do electrical work with a fork and pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリークマを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古いタブレットを食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old tablets, do electrical work with fork, pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古いタブレットを食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bears, lighten hair, eat old tablets, do electrical work with a fork, pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリークマを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古いタブレットを食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bear, lighten hair, eat old tablets, do electrical work with fork, pass personal work to Piranha.

INTO JAPANESE

グリズリーベアを貼り付け、髪を明るくし、古いタブレットを食べ、フォークで電気工事をし、個人的な作業をピラニアに渡します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Paste grizzly bears, lighten hair, eat old tablets, do electrical work with a fork, pass personal work to Piranha.