YOU SAID:
Seriously, you need to sit down and take a breather
INTO JAPANESE
真剣に、あなたは座って息抜きをする必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously, you need to sit back and take a breather
INTO JAPANESE
真剣に、あなたは後ろに座って息抜きをする必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seriously, you need to sit back and take a breather
That didn't even make that much sense in English.