YOU SAID:
secretly, im dead and this is my ghost peeing on a rat
INTO JAPANESE
ひそかに、私は死んで、これはネズミでおしっこする私の幽霊です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretly, I am dead and this is my ghost to pee in a mouse
INTO JAPANESE
ひそかに、私は死んでいる、これはマウスでおしっこする私の幽霊です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretly, I'm dead, this is my ghost peeing with a mouse
INTO JAPANESE
ひそかに、私は死んでいる、これは私の幽霊がマウスでおしっこしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Secretly, I'm dead, this is my ghost peeing with a mouse
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