YOU SAID:
Seanio, don't sit on that pickle young man!
INTO JAPANESE
Seanioは、その漬物若い男に座っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seanio is not sitting in the pickles young man!
INTO JAPANESE
Seanioはピクルス若い男に座っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seanio is not sitting on the pickles young man!
INTO JAPANESE
Seanioはピクルス若い男の上に座っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seanio does not sit on top of the pickles young man!
INTO JAPANESE
Seanioは漬物若い男の上に座っていません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seanio does not sit on top of the pickles young man!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.