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Screaming babies kill wizards on Tuesday when she fell asleep awake but mowed the lawn today but breathing tomorrow yesterday.

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絶叫する赤ちゃんは火曜日に魔法使いを殺す彼女は眠りについたが今日は芝を刈ったが昨日は明日は息をした

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The screaming baby kills the wizard on Tuesday, she falls asleep, mows the lawn today, and breathes tomorrow.

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絶叫する赤ちゃんは火曜日に魔法使いを殺して眠りにつき、今日は芝生を刈り、明日は息をします。

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The screaming baby falls asleep on Tuesday killing the wizard, mowing the lawn today and breathing tomorrow.

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絶叫する赤ちゃんは火曜日に眠りにつき、魔法使いを殺し、今日は芝生を刈り、明日は息をします。

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The screaming baby falls asleep on Tuesday, killing the wizard, mowing the lawn today and breathing tomorrow.

INTO JAPANESE

絶叫する赤ちゃんは火曜日に眠りにつき、魔法使いを殺し、今日は芝生を刈り、明日は息をします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The screaming baby falls asleep on Tuesday, killing the wizard, mowing the lawn today and breathing tomorrow.