YOU SAID:
screaming and crying and sobbing and wailing and falling to my knees and sniffling
INTO JAPANESE
悲鳴と泣き叫び、泣き叫び、泣き叫び、膝に落ち、鼻を鳴らした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
screaming and sobbing, crying, crying, falling to the knees, snorting
INTO JAPANESE
叫び、泣き、泣き、ひざまずき、いびき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Screaming, crying, crying, kneeling, snoring
INTO JAPANESE
叫び、泣き、泣き、ひざまずき、いびき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Screaming, crying, crying, kneeling, snoring
That didn't even make that much sense in English.