YOU SAID:
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, but also doesn't.
INTO JAPANESE
シュレーディンガーの猫は、バーに入って、またはしません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Schrödinger's cat comes to the bar or not.
INTO JAPANESE
シュレーディンガーの猫がバーに来るか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Schrödinger's cat comes to the bar?
INTO JAPANESE
シュレーディンガーの猫は、バーに来るか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Schrödinger's cat comes to the bar?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.