YOU SAID:
school is for retards
INTO JAPANESE
遅らせるのためのスクールです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a school for delaying.
INTO JAPANESE
それは遅れをとる学校です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a late school.
INTO JAPANESE
遅れている学校です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a late school.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.