YOU SAID:
say peacock and no one bats an eye, but say poopcock, and everybody goes crazy
INTO JAPANESE
孔雀と言うと誰も目を打たないが、うんちく言う、そして誰もが狂う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one strikes an eye when you say peacock, but you poop, and everyone goes crazy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが孔雀と言うとき、誰も目を打たないが、あなたはうんちをし、誰もが狂う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you say peacock, nobody hits your eyes, but you poop and everyone goes crazy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが孔雀と言うとき、誰もあなたの目を打つが、あなたはうんちをして、誰もが狂ってしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you say peacock, nobody hits your eyes, but you poop and everyone goes crazy
You should move to Japan!