YOU SAID:
Say hello to my little friend talking to a gun
INTO JAPANESE
銃に話しかける私の小さな友人に挨拶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Greeting my little friend talking to the gun
INTO JAPANESE
銃に話しかける私の小さな友人に挨拶
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Greeting my little friend talking to the gun
That didn't even make that much sense in English.