YOU SAID:

Saw a black guy running down the street with a tv in his hands, I crapped myself and went to check if mine was still there. Sure as heck there he was, polishing my shoes.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の手にテレビが付いている通りを走っている黒い男を見た、私は自分をがらくたして、そして私のものがまだそこにあるかどうか調べに行った。確かに彼がいたように、私の靴を磨きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I saw a black man running down the street with a TV in his hand, I crap myself and went to see if my stuff was still there. Certainly brushed my shoes as he was.

INTO JAPANESE

私は黒人の男がテレビを片手に通りを走って走っているのを見た。確かに彼のように私の靴を磨いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I saw a black man running on the street with a TV in his hand. Certainly I brushed my shoes like him.

INTO JAPANESE

私は黒人男性がテレビを片手に通りを走っているのを見た。確かに私は彼のように私の靴を磨いた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I saw a black man running on the street with a TV in his hand. Certainly I brushed my shoes like him.