YOU SAID:
Satan woke me up at 3:00AM
INTO JAPANESE
サタンが覚めた 3:00 で
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By 3:00 I woke up Satan
INTO JAPANESE
3:00 でサタンが覚めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Woke up with Satan in the 3:00
INTO JAPANESE
サタンと、3:00 に目が覚めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan and woke up in the 3:00
INTO JAPANESE
サタンと、3:00 に目が覚めた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan and woke up in the 3:00
That didn't even make that much sense in English.