YOU SAID:
SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA (the horror)
INTO JAPANESE
サタンは私をパスタに連れて行く(ホラー)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan takes me to pasta (horror)
INTO JAPANESE
サタンは私をパスタに連れて行きます(ホラー)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan takes me to pasta (horror)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.