YOU SAID:
Sassy pooped three times today and on the third one she struggled so hard she had to sleep for an hour!
INTO JAPANESE
Sassy は今日、3 回うんちをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sassy pooped three times today.
INTO JAPANESE
サッシーは今日、うんちを3回した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sassy pooped three times today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.