YOU SAID:
Sarwasenai kimi wa sojo wa na no? Boku wa Yarichinbitchi no osu da yo osu da yo!
INTO JAPANESE
さわせないきみは少女はなの?ぼくはやりちんびちのおすだよおすだよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you a girl? I'm a kid, I'm a kid!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは女の子ですか?私は子供です、私は子供です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you a girl? I'm a kid, I'm a kid!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.