YOU SAID:

Santa isn't real and he is after FrenchToastToesUWU.

INTO JAPANESE

サンタさんは本物ではなく、FrenchToastToesUWUを追いかけているのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Santa isn't real, he's chasing FrenchToastToesUWU.

INTO JAPANESE

サンタさんは本物じゃない、FrenchToastToesUWUを追っているんだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Santa isn't real, he's following FrenchToastToesUWU.

INTO JAPANESE

サンタさんは本物ではなく、FrenchToastToesUWU を追っているのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Santa isn't real, he's following FrenchToastToesUWU.