YOU SAID:
Santa isn't real and he is after FrenchToastToesUWU.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタさんは本物ではなく、FrenchToastToesUWUを追いかけているのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Santa isn't real, he's chasing FrenchToastToesUWU.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタさんは本物じゃない、FrenchToastToesUWUを追っているんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Santa isn't real, he's following FrenchToastToesUWU.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタさんは本物ではなく、FrenchToastToesUWU を追っているのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Santa isn't real, he's following FrenchToastToesUWU.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.