YOU SAID:
Santa Barbara has tried to kill me, Christmas is a fake.
INTO JAPANESE
サンタ バーバラが私を殺そうとした、クリスマスは偽物。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Christmas and Santa Barbara is killing me is fake.
INTO JAPANESE
クリスマスとサンタ バーバラは、私を殺しては偽物。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Christmas and Santa Barbara is killing me is fake.
Well done, yes, well done!