YOU SAID:
Sans screamed at the floor because he claimed it gave him a shrek
INTO JAPANESE
サンズは彼にそれが彼にシュレックを与えたと主張したので床で叫んだ
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Sons shouted at the floor as he insisted that it gave him Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
息子はそれが彼にシュレックを与えたと主張したように床で叫んだ
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My son cried on the floor as it claimed that it gave him Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
それは彼にシュレックを与えたと主張して私の息子は床で泣いた
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My son cried on the floor, insisting that it gave him Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子は床で泣いて、シュレックを与えたと主張
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I insist that my son cried on the floor and gave Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
私は息子が床で泣いてシュレックをくれと言った
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I told my son to cry on the floor and give me Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
私は息子に床で泣いてシュレックをくれるように言った
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I cried my son on the floor and told me to give Shrek
INTO JAPANESE
私は息子を床の上で泣き、シュレックをくれるように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cried my son on the floor and told me to give Shrek
That didn't even make that much sense in English.