YOU SAID:

sandwiches with beans are bad because they are dumb and lamps are tasty and are fun jump around in a bouncy house with

INTO JAPANESE

豆とサンドイッチはダムで、ランプが美味しくて弾力のある家で飛び回って楽しいので、悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beans and sandwiches are dumb, lamps are fun, so it's bad to fly around in a delicious and resilient home.

INTO JAPANESE

豆やサンドイッチは馬鹿げていて、ランプは楽しいので、美味しくて弾力のある家で飛び回るのは悪いことです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beans and sandwiches are stupid and lamps are fun, so it's bad to fly around in a delicious and resilient home.

INTO JAPANESE

豆やサンドイッチは馬鹿げていて、ランプは楽しいので、美味しくて弾力性のある家で飛び回るのは悪いことです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beans and sandwiches are stupid and lamps are fun, so it's bad to fly around in a delicious and resilient home.