YOU SAID:

Sand is grand, but dirt it lovely!

INTO JAPANESE

砂は壮大ですが、汚れて素敵です！

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Sand is magnificent, but it is dirty and lovely!

INTO JAPANESE

砂は素晴らしいですが、それは汚れて素敵です！

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The sand is wonderful, but it is dirty and lovely!

INTO JAPANESE

砂は素晴らしいですが、それは汚いと素敵です！

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The sand is wonderful, but it is dirty and nice!

INTO JAPANESE

砂は素晴らしいです, しかし、それは汚いといい!

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That would imply,

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しかし、それは、

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That would imply,