YOU SAID:
same, I accidentally kick people if they touch them
INTO JAPANESE
同じ、私は誤ってキックの人々 彼らはそれらに触れる場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Same, I accidentally kick people when they are touching them
INTO JAPANESE
同じ、私は誤ってキックの人々 彼らはそれらに触れているとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Same, I accidentally kick people when they are touching them
That didn't even make that much sense in English.