YOU SAID:

sam go to the bathroom you done it you crapped yourself good lord thank god its jhonnys turn

INTO JAPANESE

サムはあなたがそれをやったバスルームに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sam goes to the bathroom you did it

INTO JAPANESE

サムはあなたがやったトイレに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sam goes to the toilet you did

INTO JAPANESE

サムはあなたがしたトイレに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sam goes to the toilet you did