YOU SAID:

sam couldn't find a hat if it was sitting on his head

INTO JAPANESE

それは彼の頭の上に座っていた場合、サムは帽子を見つけることができなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it was sitting on top of his head, Sam couldn't find a hat

INTO JAPANESE

油断するな 武器が見つからなくて―

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now if it was me, and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon,

INTO JAPANESE

油断するな 武器が見つからなくて―

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now if it was me, and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon,