YOU SAID:
Salve, mi chiamo Jade. Come stai? Io sono cosi-coso perche sono male.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジェイドです。元気ですか?私が悪いから偉いんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Jade. how are you? I'm great because I'm bad.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジェイドです。元気ですか?悪いから偉いんだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Jade. how are you? It's great because it's bad.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジェイドです。元気ですか?ダメだからこそすごいんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Jade. how are you? It's amazing because it's no good.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジェイドです。元気ですか?ダメだからすごい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Jade. how are you? It's amazing because it's no good.
You should move to Japan!