YOU SAID:
Salt on the cracker is a cracker with no salt and cheese puffs
INTO JAPANESE
クラッカーに塩がない塩とチーズのシューとクラッカー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shoe hacker cracker no salt salt & cheese
INTO JAPANESE
靴ハッカー クラッカーのない塩塩・ チーズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shoe hacker cracker no salt salt & cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.