YOU SAID:
sallie shewan sailed slowly on a silly snail, stormy seas scared sallie shitless, stealing her smelly socks and scrumptious scrub.
INTO JAPANESE
サリー・シェワンは愚かなカタツムリでゆっくりと航海し、嵐の海はサリーを怖がり、彼女の臭い靴下とおいしいスクラブを盗みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sally Shewan sailed slowly in silly snails, stormy waters scared Sally and stole her smelly socks and delicious scrubs.
INTO JAPANESE
サリー・シェワンは愚かなカタツムリでゆっくりと航海し、嵐の海はサリーを怖がらせ、彼女の臭い靴下とおいしいスクラブを盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sally Shewan sailed slowly in silly snails, stormy waters scared Sally and stole her smelly socks and a delicious scrub.
INTO JAPANESE
サリー・シェワンは愚かなカタツムリでゆっくりと航海し、嵐の海はサリーを怖がらせ、彼女の臭い靴下とおいしいスクラブを盗んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sally Shewan sailed slowly in silly snails, stormy waters scared Sally and stole her smelly socks and a delicious scrub.
Come on, you can do better than that.