YOU SAID:
Sacrebleu! Il y a deux vaches Dan's le jardin!
INTO JAPANESE
くそ!ダンさんの庭には牛が二頭います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damn! Dan has two cows in his yard!
INTO JAPANESE
くそっ!ダンの庭には牛が2頭いるんだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Damn! Dan has two cows in his yard!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.