YOU SAID:
RUN! well, RUN! OK i'll tell you why: if you are a cat you have to run cuz i'm a dog but if you are a dog stay with me well, if you don't won't a vampire biting you!
INTO JAPANESE
実行!まあ、実行!さて、私はあなたに理由を教えてあげる:あなたが猫なら、あなたはcuzを実行する必要があり、私は犬ですが、あなたが犬であれば、あなたがあなたを噛む吸血鬼をしない場合は、よく私と一緒に滞在!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Run! Well, run! Well, I'll tell you why: if you're a cat, you need to run cuz, I'm a dog, but if you're a dog, if you don't do a vampire that bites you, stay with me well!
INTO JAPANESE
実行!さて、実行!さて、私は理由を教えてあげる:あなたが猫なら、あなたはcuzを実行する必要があります、私は犬ですが、あなたが犬なら、あなたがあなたを噛む吸血鬼をしない場合は、よく私と一緒にいてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Run! Well, run! Well, I'll tell you why: if you're a cat, you need to run cuz, I'm a dog, but if you're a dog, if you don't do a vampire that bites you, stay with me well!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.