YOU SAID:
Run for president: our current one should be shot out of a cannon into the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
大統領に立候補してください。私たちの現在のものは大砲から太陽に向かって撃たれるべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Run for President. Our current one should be shot from the cannon towards the sun.
INTO JAPANESE
大統領に立候補する。私たちの現在のものは大砲から太陽に向かって撃たれるべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Run for President. Our current one should be shot from the cannon towards the sun.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.