YOU SAID:
Row erupts after dog steals baby’s brioche
INTO JAPANESE
犬が赤ちゃんのブリオッシュを盗んだ後、列が噴出
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Row gushes after dog steals baby brioche
INTO JAPANESE
犬が赤ちゃんブリオッシュを盗んだ後、行が噴出
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Row gushes after dog steals baby brioche
That didn't even make that much sense in English.